ON TODAY'S HORSE
Trumps says shit, Abbott is exported and WA tries to secede again.
September 3rd, 2020
ON TODAY'S HORSE
An important announcement.
September 2nd, 2020
ON TODAY'S HORSE
Musk plays god, Abbott welcomes death, and Sheeran sires the Antichrist.
September 1st, 2020
ON TODAY'S HORSE
Biden battles Trump, BTS beats TS (Thee Stallion), and Adele posts photo.
August 31st, 2020
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Parliament decides, X-Files returns and actor dies.
August 28th, 2020
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Pret a Manger cuts 2,900 fattening employees from its diet, hurricane SJW attacks Louisiana and love blooms in tinseltown.
August 27th, 2020
ON TODAY'S HORSE
Ivanka squares off against Melania, the UN nuclear watchdog books a trip to Iran, and TikTok teens honour the victims of the Holocaust the only way they know how - badly.
August 26th, 2020
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Footballer requests transfer, minister defends nudity and filmmakers look to the past.
August 25th, 2020
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Government considers parrots, man gets coronavirus twice and comedian writes op-ed.
August 24th, 2020
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Treasurer Josh Frydenberg addresses the unemployment forecast, Donald Trump’s sister accidentally speaks out and Tenet is released, after a fashion.
August 21st, 2020
ON TODAY'S HORSE
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison touts his vaccine strategy and Joe Biden secures the Democratic nomination.